365 Poems in 365 Days: Rhyming Letter From A Mystery Solving Universe

To my dearest friend Miss Lacey Lee,
This unresolved sexual tension is killing me
We should discuss this over a cup of tea
When you’re not so busy solving mysteries
Yours, so very sincerely
Constable Jonathan Peabody

Number 157. Because romance is so totally my thing I will write a reply some time soon, maybe?