Jack: I’m Jack and welcome to our podcast
We hope it goes better than the last.
Anyway, Nigel is with me here.
Nigel: Receiving you loud and clear.
Jack: Also back with us is Stu.
Stuart: If it goes like last time I don’t know what I’ll do.
Jack: Last, but not least, but certainly last is Pete.
Pete: Sorry guys, I wasn’t sure where to meet.
Jack: We’re actually talking by internet magic -
Doing this in the same room would end up being tragic
Pete: I’m in a farmhouse in the south of France!
Nigel: I’m at home, lounging around in my pants.
Stuart: I didn’t want to know that so can we get to the content?
Jack: Of course we can. Here’s an email that was sent...
We don't have a podcast but this is pretty much what would happen, except not rhyming as well. Number 245.