Monday, November 05, 2007
Stan and the Fag Machine
(Recycled from a Facebook Photo Comment - I'd labelled this photo "Stan and the Fag machine" and Jim had commented "As an idea for a sitcom 'Stan and the fag machine' was never destined to take off..", to which I replied with a bit of the pilot)
Fag Machine: Hi Stan! Want a fag?
Stan: No thanks. I don't smoke.
Fag Machine: Okay.
[Jim enters, dressed as a slice of pie. Mad props from the audience]
Fag Machine: Jim! You're dressed as a pie.
Jim: I know. My boss thinks this will improve sales.
Stan: Aren't you self employed?
[Audience lets out howls of laughter]
Jim: My Boss is a ****.
[Audience can't believe what it's hearing, gasps, then cheers madly]
Fag Machine: Jim, do you want a fag?
Jim: No thanks. I don't smoke.