Bill Odie (previously discussed by me here) outdid himself last night on Autumnwatch by stating that "this is a much more typical beaver shot, so to speak".
The world is clearly ready for my new sexually explicit gameshow - "Clit or Miss".
For the alternative to this gameshow, here's Fry and Laurie:
(Thanks to Jim for the suggestion)
 while talking about a bit of film about a beaver.