I had a dream I was part of a boyband who moonlight as tax accountants. There were many microstate islands in the North Sea without sufficient population to maintain full time accountants, or boybands, so we could sail from one to another doing the tax forms and performing in the evening. We had a heavily armed mini-submarine to travel between them from our homebase in Cromarty Firth.
However, the dream opened with us watching television. I suspect the earlier part of the dream had been retconned into a TV program. In that part of the dream, a dark-haired not-quite-french female artist was getting more and more frustrated with the shallow and stupid conversation of her and her boyfriend's friends. She was thinking of leaving him and living on a North Sea microstate.