12 Days of Christmas Script Page 2
Page 2 - 3 tiers, top and bottom of 2 panels, middle one of one panel
Panel 1 - ZEB is addressing a darkened room full of mysterious figures.
Caption: At that moment...
ZEB: Thank you for seeing me at such short notice Gentlemen. I'm sure you know that I wouldn't disturb your Christmas for trivial problems.
ZEB: As you are no doubt aware, I have dispatched Stan into the french countryside with a pig to find some truffles. This was a ruse to allow us to meet without arousing his suspicions.
Panel 2 - Really close up zoom of ZEB's face, showing his doubt, fear and resolve, or maybe just a neutral expression, depending on how well you can draw.
ZEB: I have reason to believe that Stan has been cloned and that even now, over 160,000 Stans have been released into the global population.
AUDIENCE: Gasp!
AUDIENCE: Shock!
AUDIENCE: Mr Schnee!
ZEB: First Slide please.
2nd tier - Panel 3
A montage of several different Stans doing various things from previous cartoons, along with things other people have done e.g:
STAN: Lads, I've been sick but I don't know where.
STAN: Someone's vandalised my bike?
STAN: We call it 'the glove'.
STAN: Leave your bigotry in your quarters mister - there's no room for it on the bridge.
STAN: Hey Dave! We're caught in a time loop!
STAN: Too Dangerous!
etc.
Caption: Artists' impression
3rd Tier - Panel 4
ZEB behind a podium, with a picture of 87 STANs simultaneously falling over while carrying a tray of drinks behind him.
ZEB: I think we can all see how serious this situation will become if left unchecked. Are there any questions?
DAVE [off frame}: Yes.
Panel 5
Close up on DAVE
DAVE: Does anyone know where the toilets are? I didn't see on the way in?
Panel 1 - ZEB is addressing a darkened room full of mysterious figures.
Caption: At that moment...
ZEB: Thank you for seeing me at such short notice Gentlemen. I'm sure you know that I wouldn't disturb your Christmas for trivial problems.
ZEB: As you are no doubt aware, I have dispatched Stan into the french countryside with a pig to find some truffles. This was a ruse to allow us to meet without arousing his suspicions.
Panel 2 - Really close up zoom of ZEB's face, showing his doubt, fear and resolve, or maybe just a neutral expression, depending on how well you can draw.
ZEB: I have reason to believe that Stan has been cloned and that even now, over 160,000 Stans have been released into the global population.
AUDIENCE: Gasp!
AUDIENCE: Shock!
AUDIENCE: Mr Schnee!
ZEB: First Slide please.
2nd tier - Panel 3
A montage of several different Stans doing various things from previous cartoons, along with things other people have done e.g:
STAN: Lads, I've been sick but I don't know where.
STAN: Someone's vandalised my bike?
STAN: We call it 'the glove'.
STAN: Leave your bigotry in your quarters mister - there's no room for it on the bridge.
STAN: Hey Dave! We're caught in a time loop!
STAN: Too Dangerous!
etc.
Caption: Artists' impression
3rd Tier - Panel 4
ZEB behind a podium, with a picture of 87 STANs simultaneously falling over while carrying a tray of drinks behind him.
ZEB: I think we can all see how serious this situation will become if left unchecked. Are there any questions?
DAVE [off frame}: Yes.
Panel 5
Close up on DAVE
DAVE: Does anyone know where the toilets are? I didn't see on the way in?
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