The Convoluted Adventure of the Vengeful Yankee Financier Now On Sale
You can now buy my Edwardian comedy crime novel, The Convoluted Adventure of the Vengeful Yankee Financier at the following places:
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If you are still unsure, here is an excerpt in which Erasmus Cutangle, the Spirit-Seeker, explains some of his methods.
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Amazon UK for Kindle
Amazon UK Paperback
Smashwords for other ebook formats
If you are still unsure, here is an excerpt in which Erasmus Cutangle, the Spirit-Seeker, explains some of his methods.
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The impromptu tea party began to break up. Cutangle invited Schneemann to join him in the upper room. Miss Stoke gulped down her tea and joined them, with Miss Amy making a final addition to the party. In the meantime Mr Bulge left. āCalls of the office Iām afraid,ā he said. āBut Gus can take care of my interests.ā
At the top of the stairs the workmen had carefully removed the large picture window from its frame and were now swinging in the packing cases through the open space. āMuch more efficient,ā declared Cutangle.
āSafer too,ā said Schneemann, pointing out the device that prevented the load from falling.
āWell done Miss Stoke,ā said Cutangle. She was about to offer the credit for the idea to Schneemann but he continued. āAlthough if you had thought of this at the start we might have avoided all sorts of confusion.ā
He refused all offers of assistance in unpacking. āI had better use my own hands for this, as I wish to set things up as I shall need them.ā He then directed Miss Stoke to lift the heavy camera from its case. āPlace it by the door, towards the window. I shall take the cap off when it is full dark.ā
āI recognise the thermometer and the barometer,ā said Schneemann. āAnd that appears to be a vacuum tube.ā
āJust so,ā smiled Cutangle. āThat is part of my suite of electromagnetic instruments.ā
āIs this a bearskin rug?ā asked Miss Amy, seeing Miss Stoke struggle with a large, dark and hairy mass. āI suppose that would be useful if you become chilled.ā
āIn fact the hairs are very sensitive; when brushed they can detect the passage of things invisible to the eye.ā
āI see.ā
Cutangle continued his preparations. āI understand that you have had some damage done by the ghost.ā
āA little,ā Miss Amy explained, āIt has torn curtains, broken dishes and a water jug. Oh and thrown a chair out the door. But it ā she ā hasnāt hurt anyone.ā
āBest to be prepared,ā said Cutangle. āNo donāt tell me anything else. I do not wish to take any preconceptions into the room tonight other than those necessary to protect myself.ā
āHow will you protect yourself?ā asked Schneemann.
He was shown a bucket and some chalk. āI shall draw a circle of water and a circle in chalk. Within I shall draw a hexagram, placing certain defences at the points and valleys.ā He held up a hand. āIt is not a secret, but I have not yet decided exactly what I will use as defences. Probably water from the sea, unless there is a well or pump on the premises. Something that grows in the garden, or stones from the drive. Whatever seems most appropriate. Scientific work on spectral phenomena is still in its infancy. More an art than a science I am sad to say.ā
āI am curious about your hexagram, the six pointed star. I had heard that practitioners of magic have a preference for the five-sided pentacle.ā
āYou can read about it,ā said Miss Amy. They all turned to look. She licked her lips nervously. āIn books. From the library.ā
Cutangle rubbed his hands. āJust so. Many texts do discuss the five-sided shape which resonates with the four elements and the final realm of the spirit. Some more theologically minded colleagues link it to the Pentateuch. Yet my experiments clearly show that the hexagram has all the virtues of the pentagram, with the added virtue of being constructed from two triangles. If one point or vale of a pentagram should fail or be incorrectly drawn, the whole structure is at risk. Here, only one of the component triangles will be damaged, hopefully leaving the other to protect the user.ā
Schneemann rubbed his chin. He would need a shave before this evening or by midnight he would look like dissolute lout, which would never do. He might scare off any ghost that wished to make an appearance. āDoes this relate to the Seal of Solomon? That is supposed to have power over spirits.ā
āYes, yes.ā Cutangle dismissed the reference. āEvery conceivable shape has been used by one people or another. The six pointed star is everywhere.ā
Miss Stoke intervened. āIt is used by Hindoos in India as well, and in the Kabballah. The Theosophists use the symbol.ā
āBah,ā said Cutangle.
Miss Amy had found a diagram and was inspecting it closely. āI do believe I have seen this mark before. On our grandfatherās sword. How curious!ā
āOf course,ā said Miss Stoke, coming to stand next to her. āIt is the traditional sign of a sword made in Damascus. The tradition continues with military swords, even if they are not from those famed swordsmiths.ā
Miss Amy turned to look her in the eye, interest flaring on her face. āThere are stories of apparitions who are banished by cold iron, or a sword stroke. Could it be the star that is the effectual element?ā
āThis is all idle speculation Miss Straight.ā Cutangle seemed determined to retake control of the conversation. āMy own contribution is the addition of the scientific method. The ancients hoped that their circles and sigils would protect them from the uncanny. I have tested them.ā He gave a modest cough. āAlthough I have found the hexagram, especially one designed to use the aether to enhance its power, a useful defence against dangerous spectral phenomena, I have yet to try to dismiss a spirit with it.ā
āI should hope so.ā Miss Amy was dragged back to the specific case before them. āIt would be the height of inhospitality to drive this lost soul from her home.ā
Cutangle frowned. āI hardly think so. A deceased person has no right to their former dwelling and if they are a danger or perhaps even an inconvenience to the current inhabitants...ā
He was interrupted. āNonsense Mr Cutangle. This was her home first. Clearly she should be allowed to stay here as long as she wishes.ā
Schneemann took his turn. āFrom my own researches it appears that both English law and good manners are silent as to the duties of a homeowner toward any spirits dwelling within.ā He held up his hand to forestall the disagreements on both sides. āNevertheless it seems to me that an investigation into the phenomena is warranted. Mr Cutangle and Miss Stoke are equipped to look at the aetherical and I can use my own earthly skills to establish the bone fides of the spectre.ā At Miss Amyās puzzlement he explained. āBefore any decision can be made, we must confirm the nature of the apparition. Is it indeed a former inhabitant of this house, or is it an interloper of some sort, invading your home?ā
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