Hairy Faces

My beard is coming in handy with the cold weather - if only it covered my nose my face would be pretty warm when I'm outside. Of course, my nose is about the only part of my face it's not covering; it's a bit out of control. So much so that my friends suggest I colour it white, put on a white wig and a red jumper[1] and shout "Ho Ho Ho" on Christmas Eve.

For an alternate view on beards, see Kate Beaton (unless you're Stan or Vas, in which case you want the cartoon before).

[1] Although for some reason they don't think I need to stuff a cushion up the jumper. Hmm.