So, on Saturday we were bringing up songs that got stuck in our heads, and I mentioned that on the train I'd had a medley of early Madonna going on in my brain (and where the hell have I put my mp3 player, anyway?). It was suggested that this showed my gay side.
Well, maybe, but back in the 80s I seem to recall Maddona had a fair amount to offer heterosexual male adolescents. Or to put it another way, it's not the mermen that I watched in this video.
The mermen still aren't the most interesting thing about the video.
Not that I have anything against mermen, of course.
 Which presumably I got from my Mum.