I've just realised why people who have turned up on this blog looking for (for example) details on why there are two Bank Holidays in May, or the lyrics to a "Frenchman went to the lavatory" no longer seem to hang around and look through the archives when thy get here.
The description sub-title above used to read "This is not the blog you're looking for".
In an effort to be more user friendly I'll be returning to my previous habit of putting up whatever description best suits my mood, or that I've heard, adapted or made up that makes me think "that will be my blog's description! Now the world will bow down before Night of the Hats!"
Real blogging will recommence next week.