Sometimes It's Just Too Easy
I was looking for a friend's Good Food Magazine down the back of a sofa and had found it. "Hooray!" said my friend, "pass it over!"
"Sorry," says I, "It's not your Good Food Magazine, it's pornography under a food cover." I flipped it open, planning to use my powers of improvisation to make whatever's there sound rude.
Quiche, tartlets and... a strawberry tart. What can you do with material like that? That's already a double entendre.
But this isn't just a rambling personal anecdote, it's an introduction to The Always Amusing Euphemism Generator which, as you might expect creates random euphemisms. Let's see:
Well, I'm amused. Like all random text generators on the internet you can use this as an oracle. Here we go:
Q: Oh great and powerful Always Amusing Euphemism Generator, answer this question that lies closest to my heart and that the fate of thousands rests on - the girl that I really really like, yeah? Does she, you know, like me at all?
A:
He is? The bastard!
"Sorry," says I, "It's not your Good Food Magazine, it's pornography under a food cover." I flipped it open, planning to use my powers of improvisation to make whatever's there sound rude.
Quiche, tartlets and... a strawberry tart. What can you do with material like that? That's already a double entendre.
But this isn't just a rambling personal anecdote, it's an introduction to The Always Amusing Euphemism Generator which, as you might expect creates random euphemisms. Let's see:
Halfway through the project, Frank looked like he had beenwrangling the buttery yak. |
Q: Oh great and powerful Always Amusing Euphemism Generator, answer this question that lies closest to my heart and that the fate of thousands rests on - the girl that I really really like, yeah? Does she, you know, like me at all?
A:
I couldn't believe my best friend was actuallysavoring the sheets. |
