I Watch Films: Ninja 3: The Domination

Ninja 3: The Domination is a very silly film. A ninja kills a dude on a golf course, then fights his way out as bodyguards, the police, police cars, police helicopters and so on try to stop him. He succeeds but is mortally injured and found by Christie, a telephone lineswoman who moonlights as an aerobics instructor.

As might be expected she is possessed by the spirit of the ninja, does a bit of vigilantism on the pervs who hang around watching aerobics classes, and goes out at night to take revenge on the men who killed the ninja. The only way to stop this is, of course, by fighting another ninja, probably. I wasn’t paying too much attention.

Watch This: For crazy, wacky ninja fightin’ action
Don’t Watch This: If super 80s nonsensical action is not for you.

Don’t Worry: About watching Enter the Ninja or Revenge of the Ninja, the first two films in the trilogy, because there is no way they can make sense of this. It’s not like Death Race 2000 where you have to watch the first 1999 films to understand what’s going on.