Two rivals opposite or next door
Clearly the setup for a sitcom
I don’t know which amuses me more
The two Thai restaurants in town
Being opposite or the time I saw
A 99p shop and Poundland across and one down
Number 144 is all true. I didn't put in the time that a friend of mine who is starting a part-time business to make and decorate cakes moved into a new house and discovered her neighbour is a professional cake decorator, because that would strain credibility.