Friday, August 30, 2013

365 Poems in 365 Days: 50 Shades Of Things I Shouldn't Write

 Why I Shouldn't Write Erotic Novels

Annie Brass meets billionaire Christopher Black
Intimidated she's surprised when he calls her back
Her surprise grows when he offers her a sexual contract
Caught by curiosity and attraction she signs the pact
Then waits at home as he's three weeks late
Until his business gives him time to consummate -
But after tying her up he has to take a phone call
His New York stockbroker needs to act before the market falls
Leaving her until the maid discovers the situation
(The excitement is all in the anticipation)

It is my personal belief, without evidence, that most active business men are too busy and too satisfied by success in their work to get involved in really interesting orgies. This is poem number 138.

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