Thursday, April 14, 2011

Impersonal Assistant and Jonathan Creep

Impersonal Assistant
To: TheBoss@Wilxco.co.uk
From: ImpersonalAssistant@Wilxco.co.uk
Date: Thursday 14 April, 2010, 08:58
Subject: Arrangements


1. Items for your attention are in the IN tray
2. Items in the OUT tray have been taken to be dealt with
3. A selection of hot drinks is available in the kitchenette

Please advise if anything is needed to conform to your requirements


Jonathan Creep

This was a mishearing of Jonathan Creek. At the time I made the note it seemed interesting but now, meh.

This concludes blogging on what happened in the pub on Saturday.

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