Conversation of the Wedding

[The Scene: Jim, the groom, has had 4 different people talk to him while wearing my lucky[1] wedding tie]

Jim: I thought I told you not to bring that hideous tie to... wait. I told you not to wear it, didn't I.
Me: Yes you did!
Jim: Shit.



[1] It is, of course, lucky for the people getting married, not for me.