Scene: SELF discovered in a CLASSROOM having just arranged the revision booklets into a fan.
Pupil R: I like the way you've made these into a fan Miss.
Miss V: It wasn't me, sir did it.
Pupil R: Did you sir?
Me: Yes I did.
Pupil J: Why did you do that?
Miss V: Sir was feeling fan-y today.
We all pause and, in our minds, replay exactly what Miss V has just said.