Saturday, January 16, 2010

Conversation of the Week: Text Messages

So Jim and I sometimes text things to each other that are a bit odd. And sometimes it gets more out of control than that. This week:

Me: Jim, is it true that your plan to co-locate a coffee shop and an escort agency went wrong when Stan ordered a tall black americano?

Jim: Yes, with hilarious consequences!

Me: Jim, is it true that your plan to co-locate a coffee shop and an escort agency went wrong when Stan asked for extra salt[1]?

Jim: Yes, with hilarious consequences!

Me: Jim, is it true that your plan to co-locate a coffee shop and an escort agency went wrong when Stan invented a coffee cocktail called "Sweet Monkey Love"[2]?

Jim: Yes, with immoral consequences!




[1] In joke
[2] I imagine it's got lots of sugar and banana syrup in it

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