I dreamt I was the Tory candidate in a reality TV election show. Jim, the Labour candidate, was complaining about homophobic comments on my election webpage. I phoned Stan, who deleted them and blocked the user. Jim and I shook hands and sat down to have a coffee. It was very civilised, although we couldn't tell the difference between our policy positions.
Jim wore a charcoal-grey suit with a red tie; I wore a charcoal-grey suit with a blue tie.