Me: You're a prefect then?
[Student A]: Yeah!
Me: You're going to boss people around?
[Student A]: yeah!
Me: Wrong answer. You should have quoted the three laws of Prefectics:
1. Protect the innocent
2. Uphold the law
3. Serve the public trust
[Student A]: What?
Is no one teaching kids the classics these days?
 [Student A] is sporting the red-striped Prefect's tie, rather than the standard version.