Conversation of the day
Pupil A: Sir, Sir, do you know you have a secret admirer?
Me: You're not doing very good job of keeping it secret. [Walks away, smirking]
Pupil A: Eh?
Pupil B: He thinks you're the secret admirer.
Pupil A: What? Me? No! It's not me sir! Oh no!
Me: You're not doing very good job of keeping it secret. [Walks away, smirking]
Pupil A: Eh?
Pupil B: He thinks you're the secret admirer.
Pupil A: What? Me? No! It's not me sir! Oh no!
Comments
That said, there are a couple in this class who are edging towards making a "cox" joke; they're constrained by the fact it has to have a perfectly innocent meaning in case I get upset and are only 13 and 14 so they aren't yet used to making witty double entendres.