Mum: I see you're having fun.
Me: Fun? If it was fun we could get a small child to do it.
Me (Deep Voice): Stop scrubbing that pan. It's clean!
Me (Squeaky Voice): Awwwww no.
Me (Deep Voice): Stop it! Go and play on your Wii.
Me (Squeaky Voice): Do I haavvee too?
Frankly I should probably stop talking to myself while washing up. In other news polenta is pretty tasty for cheesy-buttery slop.