Advice

Recently a friend wrote on my Facebook wall to let me know that his wife was a swirling vortex of entropy. I gave this advice which I now realise is generally applicable:

If the two of you are in a closed thermodynamic system LEAVE NOW*.

If the entire universe appears to be a closed thermodynamic system with no means of exiting, basic scientific research should be your FIRST PRIORITY.

* I'm a bit rusty on this, but I suspect a properly closed thermodynamic system would not have internet access.