I Read Stories: Knife Skills by Samantha Franks

Knife Skills by Samantha Frank

In which some culinary students are shown a video of how to use a knife. This causes some discussion leading to the teacher over-thinking how their husband left them. Or not thinking about it. Something like that.

ā€œ...so instead I say, ā€œthatā€™s savage,ā€
because thatā€™s what kids say now and it thrills them when teachers use it right
like a mustachioed walrus clapping, like a draft horse kicking a field goal.ā€

Thatā€™s a good line, captures exactly when I was a teaching assistant and for a moment was a little bit cool in front of the kids.

Read This: For a tiny look at knives and using them and how you canā€™t cut bits out of your life
Donā€™t Read This: If cooking is not a metaphor for relationships

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