Monster Of The Week 317: Hosepipe

 

Monster Of The Week 317 is Hosepipe, brings socks of all kind hundreds of miles across country, right to your door, [Chanting] socks, socks, socks, socks, socks, it's a hosiery joke.

For another sock monster see number 240. 

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