Night of the Hats

  12 months ago subscribers to my Patreon received this story of delivery drivers to their door (or email for those on lower tiers). Those of you who don't pay have had a 12 month delay. Still, at least now it has arrived, and we've taken a picture of you to prove it. Please rate our service: ☆☆☆☆☆ **** Special Delivery People think that GPS and automated directions have taken all the skill out of delivery driving. That all we do is follow the computer voice and carry boxes the last few metres out the back of the van. They forget about traffic and weather, knowing when and where to park, the mistakes that people make in addresses. A skilled driver gets his route done on time – delivers within the window. An unskilled one doesn’t and then you get complaints. Nine days out of ten though, it is straightforward. You get the route from the dispatcher on your phone, you check it makes sense and matches the packages in the back, and you go on your way. It’s the one in ten that real...