Decorator
12 months ago subscribers to my Patreon wanted to know if I could recommend any decorators. This was my response. Despite suggestions this was "weird," "unhelpful," and "I don't know why you sent me this," it's now time to let everyone have the benefit. **** Decorator They ask me to paint the walls, I paint the walls. I don’t know why they have questions about it. So this family asked me to paint animals on the walls of their kid’s bedroom. They didn’t say what animals, and they went away. Didn’t ask the kid, didn’t point out one of the photos I have on the website. That’s what they’re for you know? So people can say “I like that jungle one, but can we have a giraffe?” Yeah giraffes are savannah animals, not jungle. But it’s good to have a tall animal in there. Makes it look balanced. Giraffe framing it on one side, birds in the trees on the other, you know? Anyway, they’d not said they wanted the jungle. Hadn’t said what at all. The kid...

