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The Richest Man In The Graveyard

  It's been 12 months since subscribers to my Patreon learned the truth about the richest man in the graveyard and the labyrinthine secrets of the necropolis. Now I have released them as a beacon to allow everyone to navigate it. ****  The Richest Man In The Graveyard …owns the graveyard and lives in a tower above it. I mean I get it. People are difficult and complex and hard to deal with. When they’re alive. They’re much easier to get along with dead. They’re good neighbours. He doesn’t even have to do the work. There are gravediggers (a surprisingly light-hearted pair, always arguing, never apart), there is the gardener, there is the woman who deals with the flowers. And the secretary, who arranges everything, times and dates, plots and stones and all the paperwork. If you visit the graveyard you’ll often see him, walking quietly and discreetly on the paths. Graveyard, what a name. Gives the wrong impression, for this is no small garden of stones. It covers an enorm...

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