I Watch Films: Jurassic World: Dominion

 

Jurassic World: Dominion

Dinosaurs escaped into the wild at the end of JurassicWorld: Fallen Kingdom, and several years later they are all over the place. People trade in them illegally. Those (re-)captured are taken to NotEvil Biotech Billionaire’s dinosaur reserve in a remote valley in the Dolomite mountains of Italy.

The Jurassic World characters are living remotely with a velociraptor and cloned* human daughter who people are after. Inevitably the human daughter and a baby velociraptor are kidnapped by dinosaur traffickers; they use their contacts to search for them, following them to an underground prehistoric animal market in Malta.

Meanwhile there’s a return of the Jurassic Park characters. One is investigating the return of a prehistoric locust that mysteriously doesn’t attack crops bred by NotEvil Biotech firm. One is working for NotEvil Biotech firm as the in-house pessimist/sceptic/philosopher and invites them to visit. The last is still digging up dino bones, but accepts the invitation.

Inevitably, after some dino-pulp adventures they converge on the dinosaur reserve where there are dark secrets and an apocalyptic finale.

Watch This: Some exciting dinosaur action, some old characters doing fun new things
Don’t Watch This: Is this the fourth or fifth evil biotech firm that’s built a dinosaur park?

* Not a clone of either of them