Monster Of The Week 154: WeddingTie

 

Monster Of The Week 154 is WeddingTie, only comes out for special occasions, look, it's a formal, solemn occasion, but also a celebration with gendered dress codes, I'm not taking it off.

In honour of my wedding tie, which vanished (at a wedding) some years ago.*

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* My friend, the groom: I thought I told you not to bring that tie and I keep seeing different people with... wait. Wait. I said "I don't want to see you wearing that tie," didn't I?
Me, jubilant: Yes you did.