Monster Of The Week 42: Superpanamax

Monster of the Week 42 is Superpanamax, she is faster than a rowboat, more powerful than a locomotive, able to... um... she just fits into a recently expanded canal and loves big boats, cannot lie.

 

I have, of course, messed this up entirely; the size limits for the new locks on the Panama Canal are New or Neo-Panamax. A Super Panamax ship is too large to go through. Please check someone other than a page called Monster Of The Week before transiting between the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans or vice versa.

 

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