I Read Stories: You Waited Six Damn Months For Your Newly Upholstered Armchair And Now This Happens by Anika Carpenter

 

You Waited Six Damn Months For Your Upholstered Armchair AndNow This by Anika Carpenter in Gooseberry Pie

Since it was, at last, finally delivered, your newly upholstered armchair has been growing. You could follow the upholsterer’s advice. You could do that.

You won’t.

Read This: Short, absurd story, gesturing at obsession with furnishings
Don’t Read This: Fails to get anywhere in it's tiny compass
Gooseberry Pie: Is a litmag dedicated to six sentence stories, no more, no less