I Read Stories: Come Eat At O'Houlihan's Because Of What We Have by Dan Weaver

 

Come Eat At O’Houlihan’s Because Of What We Have by Dan Weaver in Burial

“We have food like you wouldn’t believe. We don’t have a menu but we have plenty of food. We have whatever you want because our cook will cook whatever you want if you ask him to cook it. He comes to your table no middleman to mess up the order, so he comes to your table and makes some small talk. The small talk is also whatever you want to talk about. Some people like to talk about politics or the weather or the sports. He’ll talk about that. One time he talked about Pilates with a table of people. The entire table was talking about it and he talked about it back to them. Then he’ll ask everyone what they want then he makes it. Don't believe us? Ask the people online, search the reviews, it's true and affordable. The food is affordable for regular people so you can budget for it easy.”

O’Houlihans has food, it has TVs, it has games. Some cost money, some are free, so you can budget for it. There’s a themed section, but that costs more money. There’s hats too, and they cost money. You should go and eat at O’Houlihans because of what they have.

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