365 Poems in 365 Days: Marriage

I am the marrying man
I meet people in the first flush of romance
Or when they see with the eyes of love
Or as they feel loneliness and despair
And I push them to propose

At Gretna Green or Las Vegas
Or the local church or temple
Or courthouse, registry office
City hall, woodland glade, lakeside house,
I watch the happy couple

I will be content at last
When everyone is bound in matrimony
Because my marriage is perfection
I just want everyone to feel
Happily married and happy ever after

Number 104. Another supervillain origin story, or just creepy?