Conversation overheard in Waterstone's formerly known as Ottaker's in Canterbury.

(The Scene - three student types are in front of the Horror section)

Student: "She hasn't any patience. When she comes round and I'm playing a game, and I only need five minutes to finish it, she's always distracting me. 'My tops off.' Okay, just finish the game... 'Bras off.' Must finish game. Once she ended up naked before I finished."

Girlfriend (sitting next to him): Giggle giggle.